Sunday, February 2, 2014

Day 456

Day four hundred fifty-six
February 2, 2014: So I was washing my hands just now and the soap dispenser is getting pretty low on soap. I was pumping it rapidly, basically smashing the head down. I cupped my hand underneath the nozzle, awaiting the few drips of soap I was sure was all I was going to get. Suddenly, a large glob of soap shot out of the dispenser and flew forward, perfectly parallel to the ground. I am not sure how long it would have continued its horizontal trajectory, for it smacked into the front of my dress. And that concludes the most exciting thing that happened to me all day.

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