Friday, May 27, 2011

Day Twenty-Nine~Write a Conversation


Sam: So...
Bill: So what?
Sam: I wasn't sure how else to start.
Bill: Start what, exactly?
Sam: This conversation.
Bill: Oh.
(Pause)
Sam: So...
Bill: Not that again.
Sam: Then do a better job carrying you end of the conversation.
Bill: There was never a conversation to begin with. All you said was "so."
Sam: Listen, we need to say something interesting enough to write about.
Bill: Why?
Sam: Our friend is doing this thirty day challenge thing on her blog and was stuck for day twenty-nine. So she asked that I would go talk to you and say something interesting enough to put on her blog.
Bill: Sorry to be such a disappointment, but I am uninteresting by nature.
Sam: I'm sure if we talk long enough we'll get something. Look over there. She's scribbling like mad in that note book of hers.
Bill: Do I care?
Sam: No, but I do.
Bill:This conversation should have ended at, "so."
Sam: Please, just a little while longer.
Bill: Fine. Say something that is witty and will carry us into an interesting conversation.
Sam: Uuuuuuuu...
Bill: Fascinating
Sam: Oh, she's putting her notebook away. Guess we got too tiresome.
Bill: How disappointing.
Sam: Is she crying?
Bill: Yes, or laughing, but crying is more likely.
Sam: I wonder what she'll use for that blog post now.
Bill: Who knows.

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