Friday, November 15, 2013

Day 377 and 378

Day three hundred seventy-seven
November 14, 2013: I get sleep in my own bed tonight after sleeping on a couch for almost a week. I’ve been the overpaid alarm clock Thursday through Wednesday skipping Sunday.

Day three hundred seventy-eight
November 15, 2013: Well work was fun today. To start things off this short blond woman suddenly starts running like Captain Jack Sparrow through JCP. Shortly behind her is my supervisor, yelling at the woman, “Stop, stop running man, the cop is right behind you.” All the while the aforementioned blond woman is yelling “Nooooo.” To finish this train come a charging cop, pumping as if he is after public enemy #1. Just before the blond woman jaunts out of JCP the cop catches up with her, and hauls her back out the door she came in. She sobs, and the cop looked a little peeved. At about this time I noticed all of the cop cars, outside our store. I look around, and there are three cop cars, an ambulance, and a fire truck outside the optical store across from us. Nothing looked wrong over there. I ask around, and one of the other workers, who worked in a different department so had a different vantage point, said that someone had ran a car into the optical store. Are the running woman and the optical run in connected? No one knows. Seriously. I asked everyone working, even my supervisor. No one knows.  And to top off my day one kid peed right in from of my register, and some other kid spread trail mix everywhere.

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