Monday, June 30, 2014

Day 607

Day six hundred seven
June 30, 2014: Apparently Lego sets come out earlier in Europe than in America. Who knew?

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Day 606

Day six hundred six
June 29, 2014: So, I am evil. Abi is finally reading the last book to my Once Upon trilogy. She hasn’t finished it yet, but there are kind of two endings. There is the ending when all of the action is done, and then there is the epilog set a few years into the future. You know that device. When the pre-epilog ending is kind of abrupt. All the main problems are cleared up but you still feel a decided lack of closer. It is particularly bad with this one because I kind of pulled a Goldman type ending by introducing new complications right at the end it. Yeah. Well I took out the epilog, so the ending still makes sense, but it will be frustrating.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Days 586-605

Day five hundred eighty-six
June 9, 2014: Abi really wants to watch The Lord of the Rings.

Day five hundred eighty-seven
June 10, 2014: Started a new yoga/strength training video set. Yeah. I’m feeling it. It’s been a while since I have actually been this sore. I would say it was a good sore, only I am not a crazy liar. Well, I am a crazy liar, but not about exercise feeling good. I will admit, after a long time without exercising, I just don’t feel as good all around.

Day five hundred eighty-eight
June 11, 2014: That’s it, I’m moving to Sparta.

Day five hundred eighty-nine
June 12, 2014: I have officially decided that “at” is my least favorite word ever. It wide spread and to be honest repetitious use as cast a bad light upon all sentences ending in prepositions.

Day five hundred ninety
June 13, 2014: This post does not actually exist due to superstition.

Day five hundred ninety-one
June 14, 2014: Happy fake birthday to Katy.

Day five hundred ninety-two
June 15, 2014: I wonder when my streak of Sunday’s off is going to end.

Day five hundred ninety-three
June 16, 2014: Happy real birthday to me. Turned 21. Though there was no celebration. That will happen later in the week. Life is too busy and crazy right now to actually do it on the day.

Day five hundred ninety-four
June 17, 2014: There is nothing left in life but to wonder upon existence.

Day five hundred ninety-five
June 18, 2014: Happy real birthday to Katy and happy second birthday to me. Went out to dinner, got the least alcoholic tasting alcoholic drink available and opened presents.

Day five hundred ninety-six
June 19, 2014: This and Saturday are the only days I am working this week. Probably because I don’t get credit apps. In fact a bunch of new people are being hired just so the credit app slackers can be given fewer hours. This isn’t speculation. The boss man said as much. His exact words were, “I’m going to start interviewing at least a couple people a week. We can’t afford to have people not reaching our goals.”

Day five hundred ninety-seven
June 20, 2014: Watched the first The Lord of the Rings movie with the kids. They all thought the talking parts were boring, especially since I was shushing them.

Day five hundred ninety-eight
June 21, 2014: Today was not the best of days.

Day five hundred ninety-nine
June 22, 2014: I don’t know where the time went today.

Day six hundred
June 23, 2014: My kindle arrived today. Happy third birthday to me. I set it all up, downloaded some public domain books on it, and then ate my cake.

Day six hundred one
June 24, 2014: Got three credit apps today. Once upon a time that would have made me happy, but now the next time I go to work the boss will be all over me telling me to do that well again and congratulation me and acting like I freakin’ found the cure for cancer and have helped the company more than I ever have, just by convincing three people to go into debt. I think almost more than the incessant drive is the almost manic fondling of the people who do get credit apps. Tell me “good job” or better yet a simple “thanks” once and none of this obsessive, forced praise.

Day six hundred two
June 25, 2014: I am not sure when I began The Wheel of Time series, but now I am done. There is something sad about that. I have been reading that series for a long time, over several months now, often reading a couple shorter books between each one. It’s been a story I have been with for so long, reading the very last words felt a little strange. Also, the 1979, animated, Warner Brothers’ version of The Lord of the Rings is trippy. Aragorn is Native American, I can live with that. Boromir is a Viking, that can be dealt with. Gimli is only like a foot shorter than Legolas, that fact makes me wince but I can understand that it was low budget. But why, dear Lord, are none of the human men wearing pants? The elves, hobbits, and dwarves get to wear pants, why not the humans?

Day six hundred three
June 26, 2014: So at JCP today there was this guy that looked exactly like my brother-in-law Shawn, only he was African-American. So it was a little weird actually, because Shawn in really white, but this really black guy and he look so much alike. They kind of even act the same.

Day six hundred four
June 27, 2014: Watched The Two Towers today. There were a couple of times when Colleen and Jacob had to turn their faces away…in disgust because they don’t like smooching. Aragorn and Arwen sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.

Day six hundred five
June 28, 2014: I really wish people would just read small print so they would stop yelling at me about how items are priced incorrectly.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Days 583-585

Day five hundred eighty-three
June 6, 2014: People need to stop telling me to have a good weekend. Dude, I work retail, I am lucky if I have one day of the weekend off.

Day five hundred eighty-four
June 7, 2014: Coupons don’t work with doorbusters. It’s not my fault, don’t lecture me for the next five minutes how that is dishonest and manipulative on the part of the store. Look, yes, it is manipulative, but it’s not like a gun was held to your head to shop, and it’s not like I am making you purchase the items.

Day five hundred eighty-five
June 8, 2014: Much needed day off. Work has been particularly stressful lately, if you haven’t been able to tell. So I am not sure if I should be happy or sad that the next few weeks I only work three days a week.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Day 582

Day five hundred eighty-two
June 5, 2014: To be honest, what I really want right now is to go to sleep. I have been fine all day but I was suddenly was hit with the tired stick.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Days 580-581

Day five hundred eighty
June 3, 2014: I am typing this in Dvorak. To be honest I am surprised by how well I remember how to type this way. It has been a long time.

Day five hundred eighty-one
June 4, 2014: Well after three weeks of being cast into kids I finally had another shift in men’s. It was a slow day, don’t get me wrong, Wednesday is always slow, but it was positively hopping compared to men’s.

Monday, June 2, 2014

Day 579

Day five hundred seventy-nine
June 2, 2014: My hair looks great. Quite frankly the hairdresser didn’t do anything too freaky. I was expecting some punk hair due but he basically gave a better styled and cut version of what I already had. And why do I manage to always pick a scent from Bath and Body Works the year they are planning on phasing it out? I don’t mean to, it just happens.

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Day 578


Day five hundred seventy-eight
June 1, 2014: Getting my hair cut and highlighted at JCP tomorrow. I am nervous, to say the least. I said the hair dresser could do whatever he wanted, and now I am kind of freaking out. I fear he is going to use the clippers on me.